" The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone."
Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme,
but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast
from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own,
entirely valid, worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my
James Fin Garner
Politically Correct Bedtime Stories:
A Collection of Modern Tales for Our Life and Times